Video round-up: Shit students say

Midterm season is upon us. We know it’s a busy time of year, so we thought we’d help you procrastinate. Here are all the things you’ve heard on campus so far this semester, and some things you never will:

“Should have gone to med school.”

“It binds to the receptor.”

“No, please, put up your hand.”

“Have you started the paper yet?”